Knotty

Jokes

Dont trust ropes.

They can be very knotty.

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Whats that sexiest lumber to use in the bedroom?

Knotty wood.

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What did the pervert say to the lumber?

You're so knotty!

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My wife was doing her hair for Christmas Eve

She seemed to be struggling to comb it. I told her she should have written to Santa about it - he could have told her if her hair was knotty or nice.

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What does the Daddy tree say to the kid tree?

Don't be knotty

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What did the bondage rope say?

I'm knotty

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Why didn't Santa go to the rope tying convention?

Because they're all on the knotty list.

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Why was the log put in timeout?

Because it was knotty.

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Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

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Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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Why was the rope sent to his room?

He was being knotty.

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Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

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What do you call a slutty shoelace?

Knotty

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Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

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Did you know that Santa Claus is both an arborist and a geologist?

He's gonna find out what's knotty or gneiss.

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