- Who's there?
- Dingo who?
Do u want 2 CDs
Do u want 2 CDs who
Do u want to see deez nuts
Why did the chicken cross the road? To see a little faggot.
Why should you always knock on the refrigerator door before opening it?
There might be a salad dressing.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
It's: to whom.
I knew a Jehovah's witness who became a stand-up comedian but all he knew was knock knock jokes.
Joke from my 4 yr old this morning...
her: Knock knock!
me: Who's there?
me: Camel who?
her: Silly, Camels don't say 'who' they say 'AAAHHHHHH!!!'
Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did...
Two days after the operation is implemented, the disciples begin to return.
Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in each disciple.
"Who is it?"
Jesus opens the door.
"What did you bring Mark?"
"Marijuana from Colombia."
"Very well son, come in.
"Low octane ratings"
(Sorry, I heard this in my engine rebuilding class and it was kinda funny at the time...sorry...)
Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world.
In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each drug, so they could understand what these substances did.
Two days after the operation is implemented, the disciples begin to return. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in each disciple:
"Who is it?"
"It's Mark" Jesus op
A woman hears someone knock at the door.
General Lee, who?
Generally, I don't tell jokes but..
"You look beautiful today!" a politician on the campaign tells a woman.
"Thanks, but unfortunately I can't say the same for you," the woman replies.
"Sure you could," the politician says. "You just hav
Knock Knock favorite from my 6yo daughter at the moment:
1) Knock Knock
2) Who's There?
1) Interrupting Cow.
2) ...Interrupting Co...
My family is having a jokes-themed party
Theres a peephole for a reason you little shit
I've developed a craving for strong female characters that I can't seem to knock. That's right...
I'm addicted to heroine.
- Who's there ?
- To who?
- No, it's to whoM!
The Jewish Dog Cat Bible Pizza Neighbors Plants Rape Joke
The Neighbors' Divorce
The Neighbors and How They Divorced
How the Neighbors Divorced
The Pizza Cat Bible Jewish Rape Joke
Knock knock. Who's there? Emerson. Emerson who?
Emerson nice titties right'er.
Ther's nobody home.
- Who's there?
- To who?
- To whom*
Knock Knock. Who's there? Archie. Archie who?
God bless you.
Wanna hear a knock knock joke?
Two men walk into a bar.
Wanna hear a knock knock joke
Knock Knock! "Who's there?"
>!*support Hong Kong*!<
Knock Knock. Whos there? Pick atch...
Pick atch who?
I choose you.
One sock turned to the other
Left: knock knock
Right: Who's there?
Left: we live in a shh
Right: we live in a shh who?
Left: yes we do, right. Yes we do.
In need of some good knock knock jokes
Long story short, bringing a door to my friends party, what are some sweet knock knock jokes I can pull?
Knock knock. Who's there? Abraham. Abraham who?
Abraham Lincoln (such i shitty joke but i still find it funny)
Did you hear about the woman who invented the knock knock joke?
She won the no-bell prize!
(Courtesy of my new Alexa!)
I was attacked by 3 men last night. I managed to knock one out.
Probably wasn't the best time to for a wank, but it could've been my last!
-Knock knock. -Whos there? -Broken pencil. -Broken pencil who?
What does Cardi B and the ocean have in common?
Both are filled with trash, and may knock men out.
Why did sally fall off the swing?
Where do little jokes come from?
Well, a dad joke meets a yo mamma joke and they knock knock.
I am the one
I am the one who?