A woman went to a dance and hit it off with a guy there.
They both liked what they saw and decided to go back to his place. One thing led to another, and soon they gravitated to the bedroom and proceeded to undress.
The first thing he removed was his socks and shoes. She noted his feet were withered and crooked. When asked, he responded that when he was six, he contracted toe-lio.
She looked at him confused. “You mean pol
Guys whats the name of that Spanish christmas song
It goes like “The least knobby dot, the least knobby dot...”
Another joke I heard from a white-trash Mainer....
...so out in Penobscot county, old Bernice and Ethel are picking around in a potato patch. Ethel finds a knobby potato and remarks, "this looks just like my husbands dick." Bernice says, "what, that small?" Ethel says, "nope, that dirty."