Worker- Can I get a raise? Boss- Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment.
Worker- I don't get it !
Boss- That's right.
I got into an argument with my father the other day.
I argued that Plato was the greatest philosopher in the world.
He argued that I should mop and wax the floor.
I argued that the floor doesn't exist, but the concept of the floor exists.
He asked me, "Do you believe the concept of this mop handle exists?"
I said, "Yes."
He asked, "Do you believe the conce
My attempt at an ironic, juxtaposed pun.
A hateful man is having doggy style sex, it's juxtaposition he loves with his cat.