Juxtaposed

Jokes

Worker- Can I get a raise? Boss- Because of the fluctuational predisposition of your position's productive capacity as juxtaposed to the industry standards, it would be monetarily injudicious to advocate an increment.

Worker- I don't get it !

Boss- That's right.

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I got into an argument with my father the other day.

I argued that Plato was the greatest philosopher in the world.

He argued that I should mop and wax the floor.

I argued that the floor doesn't exist, but the concept of the floor exists.

He asked me, "Do you believe the concept of this mop handle exists?"

I said, "Yes."

He asked, "Do you believe the conce


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My attempt at an ironic, juxtaposed pun.

A hateful man is having doggy style sex, it's juxtaposition he loves with his cat.

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