Jobless

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A guy lashed out at his blonde gf, youre a jobless heedless imbecile who spends most of the day taking selfies.

She said, “wait a second, you’re criticizing me!”

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Old jobless hooker is trying to find something to eat...

She hears that nearby medical institution is giving out meals to blood donors. Having no other choice she goes there and after giving the blood goes to the reception to pick up her meal and while waiting in line she notices that the guy in front was given cash instead. Enraged she asked the worker:
\- "Why am I given a meal and that guy got a nice sum of cash?"
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If Steve Jobs had been kicked out of Apple before he died...

...he would've been Steve Jobless.

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I wish women wouldn't judge me for being jobless.

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PSA about black people to all of you dickweeds calling us "lazy"and "jobless".

So I think it's clear that black people have done a LOT of work for this fucking country and yet police still go around shooting us.

People think we are lazy and jobless, but lemme ask you something: You ever see any dragons flying around torching your neighborhoods?

No?

Well, that's because America has this thing called Dragonslayers. To be a Drago


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Father: I have 4 sons


1st – Mechanical Engineer
2nd – Civil Engineer
3rd – Chemical Engineer
4th – Thief

Neighbour – Why dont you throw ur 4th son out of the house?

Father : He is the only one EARNING in the house, rest are jobless !!!

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I often chastise my conservative grandpa for stereotyping black people..

I mean how rude it is to pick on jobless people raised by single mothers...

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Keep Working...

Millions of jobless, art majored Bernie Sanders supporters depend on your money!

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What would have they called founder of apple if it was a failure?

Steve Jobless

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OL What did the unemployed rastafarian say?

Jobless. [ give it a moment ].

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I once knew a jobless Atheist..

he didn't make any cents.

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