Jiffy

Jokes

My wife said the dishwasher was leaking I said I can fix that in a jiffy.

To my surprise there’s a machine that washes dishes cause the box of tampons wouldn’t fix this one.

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When I heard I could be a sperm donor by post

I came in a jiffy

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Im going to make a peanut butter sandwich. Be back in a jiffy.

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What do you call a store that sells peanut butter and KY Jelly?

Jiffy Lube

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My friends asked where I was...

I said: "I'm currently fucking a jar of peanut butter, but I'll come in a Jiffy."

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When I heard you could be a sperm doner by post

I came in a jiffy

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When I found out sperm banks were taking deposits through the mail...

I came in a jiffy.

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When I heard you could be a sperm donor by post...

...I came in a jiffy

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I get aroused by envelopes...

so whenever my wife tells me we've got post I come in a Jiffy

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