Jester

Jokes

A clown at the circus gave me some free popcorn.

That was a very kind jester.

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Yesterday a clown held the door open for me.

Such a nice jester.

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Today, I held a door open for a Clown.

It was a nice Jester.

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If I harvest the organs of the king's comedian

But apologize, is all that's left an empty jester?

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Today a clown opened a door for me

I said "that's a nice jester"

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Yesterday a clown held a door open for me

I thought it was a nice jester

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It is the French Revolution and people are being executed.

The executioner grants the people who are being executed one last request before their heads are cut off.

A nobleman walks up to the block and says,” As a nobleman I request that all of my money go to my three children.” “Very Well” the executioner said. And he was executed.

A scientist walks up to the block,”As a scientist I wish to end my c


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To take down a kingdom, just kill the court jester

Or as they say, go straight for the juggler.

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Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me.

It was such a nice jester!

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Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.

It was such a nice jester.

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What do you call an unemployed jester?

Nobody's fool

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A man takes his family to the courtyard to see a beheading

He arrives, but no one is one the stage besides the guards. A half hour later, the headsman arrived on the stage.
“I’m terribly sorry about the wait. I hope it didn’t cause any of you to lose your heads,” the headsman says, and chuckles a little to himself at his joke. The beheading proceeds according to plan, and as the man leaves, the jester stops him.
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Yesterday a clown held the door open for me,

I thought it was a nice jester.

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What do you call a joke made by using sign language?

A jester

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A clown held the door open for me

Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me,

I thought it was a nice jester

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A clown held open the door for me the other day.

It was a nice jester.

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Yesterday a clown held open the door for me

What a nice jester.

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A clown just held a door open for me.

It was a nice jester.

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One of the court jesters wanted to suck the Queen's breasts.

So he asked king's minister for advice. The minister was ready to tell him a way but wanted 50 gold coins in return. Been promised, the minister told him to put itching powder in the Queen's bra.
The next day, the queen started to itch uncontrollably. The king asked the minister for advice, who told him that a only way to cure the itch was to get the breasts sucked by a jester.


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Long One day in the Kingdom of Reddit

..a jester told the King a joke so funny that the king declared “This is the funniest joke OF ALL TIME....it shall never be told again!” With that, the Jester was locked in a tower. Days turned into months, months turned into years, years turned into decades, and the jester stayed locked away.
One day a New King, while traversing the castle discovered the jester locked in t


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A clown held open a door for me.

It was a nice jester.

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The Witch that Disintegrates Penises

A witch was terrorizing the countryside so the King sent his bravest knights to slay her. None ever returned. The King then sent Chester the Jester with the next knight Sir Armond, to report what happened.

A month later, the jester returned and reported that the witch was incredibly beautiful and seductive, and Sir Armond, as though sleepwalking, stripped off his armor and approached


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What do you call a rabbit jester?

A harelequin

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Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me.

What a nice jester!

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Why cant you trick an unemployed jester?

He’s nobody’s fool

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I held the door open for a clown today.

I thought it was a good jester.

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Hold the door for a clown

It's a nice jester

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A King wanted to get rid of his jesters...

A King wanted to get rid of his jesters so he decided to assign them a task. He told them that he would give them 15 minutes to bring him the largest quantity they could find of any single fruit. However, what was unbeknownst to them was that they'd have to shove the fruit up their asses if they wanted to live.

The first fool came out.

- What have you brought me to e


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Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

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Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

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The other day I held the door open for a clown.

I thought it was a nice jester.

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At a renaissance fair, a Royal Entertainer held a door open for me.

It was a nice jester.

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House of Commons Jester is at bar

"A politician, a child abuser and a liar enter a pub and he orders a drink.

How do you know if a politician has early on set Alzheimer's? He fucked a kid in the 70s.

How did David Cameron make friends at university? He smashed up restaurants, burnt £50 in front a homeless persons face, and face fucked a pig."

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A clown held the door open for me the other day.

I thought that was a kind jester.

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A jester is about to be executed. The king tells him that he has ten chances to make him laugh.

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The other day a clown held the door open for me.

It was a nice jester.

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The Magic CureNSFW

In a royal court the jester and the court physician are close friends. one day the jester expresses his fantasy of sucking the queen's tits to the physician. the physician says he can make it happen as long as the jester does what he says and pays him 10 gold coins after it is done, the jester agrees. during a routine exam the physician puts irritant in the queen's shirt. in the evening


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A clown held the door open for me today.

It was a nice jester.

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The other day, a clown held the door open for me.

It was a nice jester.

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What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

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The other day I held the door open for a clown...

It was a nice jester

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What did the jester say to the plumber?

Suck on this!

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The jester slowly entered the room with his blood covered dagger...

His dagger was rusting, he knew his job was getting boring, what fun was it to kill people unknowingly? I mean that didn't bring out any pain or shit, so what was the point? So he decided to do something fun. He threw his dagger and knocked out his victim. He got his victim and took out all his clothes. He thought, Eh im not the gay type

He covered the body in ice cream. An hour


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A jester's chief employment is to kill himself for your enjoyment, and a jester unemployed...

is nobody's fool.

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There once was a powerful king.

There once was a powerful king who wanted to hire a different court jester for each month of the year. His financial advisor said that it would be best to only get 11 jesters, and simply have one repeat months. The king agreed and 11 court jesters were hired.

Months roll by and everything is great. The October jester was a hoot. The November jester was a holler. The December and Janu


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There once was a powerful king.

There once was a powerful king who wanted to hire a different court jester for each month of the year. His financial advisor said that it would be best to only get 11 jesters, and simply have one repeat months. The king agreed and 11 court jesters were hired.


Months roll by and everything is great. The October jester was a hoot. The November jester was a holler. The December a


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Yesterday a clown held the door for me

I thought it was a nice jester

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The other day I held the door for a clown.

I thought it was a nice jester.

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What did the court jester call the balding crown prince?

The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.

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