Isolated

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I saw some of my best friends die in the war: I became rude to my family, cut off my friends, and isolated myself from everyone

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A tourist walks into a isolated rural bar...

... Has one look around and says "This place must be the ass hole of the world!"

To which the bartender replies "Just passing through, are we?"

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What do you call the table full of pies and cakes at Thanksgiving isolated from all the other foods?

The desserted island.

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Hobo is looking for food in waste containers near MIT campus...

...and suddenly sees a nude drunk young woman sleeping in one of the containers. He wakes her up and asks her:

"What is the second law of thermodynamics?"

Before falling back asleep girl looks at him with dull gaze and answers:

"T... total entropy of an isolated system can never decrease over time"

Hobo leaves her alone and sa


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The best thing about living in an isolated small town is also the worst thing.


It's all relative

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A theologician went to an isolated tribe...

The isolated Tiktik tribe living in the middle of the Borneo jungle had recently come into contact with the outside world. A theologician from a Christian university was sent to the Tiktiks to spread the word of the Bible. The Tiktik chief had quickly learned the English language after first contact, and acted as a translator when the theologician held his sermon to the tribe.

He star


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If we isolated all the worlds criminals on an island for a hundred years what would they say if we met them again

G'day mate

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Scientists have finally isolated the gene...

That makes scientists isolate genes

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Hey girl, you must be Japan...

Cause when I’m with you, I feel isolated and emotionally distant.

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Scientists have identified a new venereal disease

They call it G.A.S.H., it has the symptoms of Gonorrhea, AIDS, Syphilis, and Herpes all at once.
So far the only treatment they've come up with is to keep the patient isolated and feed them a diet of pancakes and flounder.
It's not very nutritious but it's all they can slide under the door.


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CBS is coming out with another crime drama series

It's like SVU or NCIS except i's set in an isolated rural area. The cases usually involve families. There's a lot of sex. They're calling it NCST

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There is an isolated indigenous tribe that lives in the Amazon.

What's interesting about them is that in their language they only have words for numbers 1 and 2, and every number higher than 2 is just 'many'. You have 3 kids? You have many kids, You caught 20 fish? You caught many fish.

I guess trying to come up with words for three numbers was just one too many.


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What game does a lonely man play with his log on an isolated island?

Wood you rather

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A patient at an isolated rural medical clinic presents with a hugely swollen, discoloured arm and a pus-dripping wound on his hand. Long

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Iran had isolated themselves...

So much so that over time they became less humanoid. One day they opened their gates to the world and an American came. When he saw an Iranian he in horror cried " Are you even a Per-sian!"

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A new lieutenant in the French foreign legion ...

Arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him his quarters, he asks the corporal "the base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship?" The corporal replies "on Fridays, they let us use the camels" the lieutenant is disgusted, but says nothing. After a few weeks, however, the new officer is very lonely. He decides that if everyone else is


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Scientists have isolated sadness in its pure state.

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What do you call an isolated mystical forest creature?

Gnome alone.

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Zalporin

Luke and Leia are on a mission to a remote Rebel base when they receive a distress call from the Millennium Falcon. Tracing its homing beacon, they discover that the ship is stranded on a planet called Zalporin, on the other side of the galaxy.

"I've heard of this world," Leia says, gravely concerned. "It's an inhospitable, barren hunk of rock. We must hurry!&


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The Human Genome Project had a breakthrough and isolated the genes that make someone homosexual.

They are skinny genes.

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A joke about an old man in an isolated village

A newspaper editor goes to an isolated mounatin village in order to write an article. He wants to know more about life up here so he interviews an old man.
"Please tell me a funny story I could include in my article"
"Well,"says the man"One day one of my neighbour's goats got lost in the mountains. So we spent hours trying to find that poor little creatu


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