We just found out my friend had a collapsed iris 2 years after he got it.

I mean, it wasnt hard to see the problem.

I dissected an iris today...

It was an eye opening experience.

Whats an optometrists favourite terrorist group?

Iris

Genetic Experiment

A Scientist had cross-bred an iris with a banana, but it had escaped.
I said I'd keep my eyes peeled.

Dunkin Blamed for Crystal Gayle's Loss of Iris Pigmentation

I heard it in, "Donuts make my brown eyes blue"

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

English man, Irishman and a Scotsman rob a bank.

Being chased by police, they run into a factory and hide in large sacks, the police man enters the factory, sees the sacks and kicks the English man's sack, "Meow" says the English man, the cop kick the Scotsman sack, "Woof" he shouts, the police man then kicks the Iris man's sack and hears "Potato".

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Just watched The Martian

I found it odd that NASA would commission SpaceX to make the Iris probe.