Invisibility

Jokes

Have you guys seen my new invisibility cloak?

Oh wait nevermind

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If I could have one superpower, it would be invisibility

That way I wouldn't have to look myself in the mirror

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My boyfriend is a huge fan of Harry Potter

He always wears an invisibility cloak

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Welcome back to invisibility class, students

It's sad to see so many of you here

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What do you get if you cross a road with an invisibility cloak?

Run over.

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Welcome to invisibility class!

Disappointing to see so many of you here.

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Welcome Back to Invisibility Class

I'm disappointed to see so many of you here.

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Welcome back to invisibility class.

It’s really disappointing to see so many of you here.

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Welcome back to invisibility class

I'm dissapointed to see so many of you here.

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Welcome to invisibility class.

I’m pretty disappointed to see so many of you.

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Guy asks me if you could have any superpower what would it be and why?

I said the British empire, because invisibility is creepy.

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A group of young Scientists had a long and detailed Conference to Study Invisibility

According to them:

Here's a list of things you can't see

1)

2)

3)

4)

5)

6) John Cena.

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Courtesy of The Legendary Ken M The ideal superpower is invisibility...

Because it allows you to keep an unseen lookout for perverts in the women's locker room.

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I must say that I completely support scientists working on discovering a real invisibility cloak.

I just want to make myself clear.

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What do you call an expired invisibility cream?

Disap-ointment.

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The Wizarding World is real!

Come on dad, you can take the Cloak of Invisibility off now.

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They say that invisibility will become a reality in 50 years...

I don't know about you, but I just can't see it happening.

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Why is invisibility annoying?

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SpiderMan has cool powers, but lets not forget about black dads.

They have invisibility.

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To the person who has stolen my 5 tonne concrete boots and my invisibility cloak...

You can't run but you can hide

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If I had the power of invisibility,

I would end every argument by disappearing and saying "have I made myself clear?"

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What's Bruce Wayne's dad's superpower?

Invisibility

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They all laughed when I told them that one day Id discover the secret to invisibility

If only they could see me now

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Harry Potter's invisibility cloak was very effective for spying on the women of Hogwarts

They never saw him coming.

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Invisibility

There's a joke there somewhere. I just can't see it.

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Invisibility

You just don't see it these days

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When you don't want to go to a Halloween party so claim you were there dressed as Harry Potter under his invisibility cloak

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I absolutely, unequivocally support any and all scientific efforts to create a real, working invisibility cloak.

I just want to make myself crystal clear.

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Hermione Granger: What can I wear that won't make me look fat?

Ronald Weasley: An invisibility cloak

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An invisibility salesman shows up for a job interview.

The interviewer asks the gentleman if he could see the salesman's previous work.

He replies: "Nope."

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If you could pick any superhero name and power, what would they be?

My name would be "Dad" and my power would be *invisibility*...

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Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

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What has 5 eyes?

invisibility

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What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

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President Obama visits the Pentagon...

President Obama visits the Pentagon to test out the latest in military technology.

A scientist says to him "We have two projects that we are very proud of. One is a powered exoskeleton and the other is an invisibility cloak. Which would you like to try first?"

Obama replies, "Uh, let me be clear."


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Invisibility

I won't believe it until I see it.

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I didn't get that job I wanted testing invisibility potions.

Apparently they don't hire blind people.

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