Invalid

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Calling a company be like:

Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed. Press 1 for English. To talk to a live person, please enter PI to the 27th digit followed by your 2nd cousin's social security number and the number Ϡ . What was that? Sorry our automated system can't understand you. Please swallow your phone whole so we can listen to your vocal cords easier. You have made an INVALID S


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How do you tell the difference between a nurse and a lawyer?

By how they pronounce the word invalid.

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If an invalid makes a valid question, is it still a valid question

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Did you you know why they had to shut down the rwheelchairuser subreddit?

There were too many invalid user names, so their accounts were disabled.

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Why you cant give a call in Yosemite valley?

Cuz it’s invalid phone number

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Whenever I try to enter my password I get the message Password is Invalid

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Whenever I try to enter my password I get the message Password is invalid

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That statement is invalid.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a statement smarter than what you said.

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I tried changing my facebook name into Stephen Hawking

but it said the username is invalid.

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Want to know how high your IQ is? Look at idiots on the internet.

Just look at idiots who rant about invalid things on the internet and say you do one thing when you don't. Look at them, and in 2 minutes you found your IQ.

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How many supercomputers does it take to change a lightbulb?

...The question was invalid all along.

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Why did the computer split up with the programming language.

Because 1 or more arguments were invalid!

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