Intimidated

Jokes

Girls are probably really interested and just are too intimidated and shy to talk to you

And other hilarious jokes you can read by yourself at 3am

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Im scared of Santa Claus

I’m intimidated by his presents.

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In a democracy one's voice is intimated.

When you require 'id' it's intimidated.

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A man and woman were on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman had to leave early but the man stayed behind to finish his dessert. As he was about to ask for his bill, he was approached by a ruddy burly looking man.

Man 2: This woman you dined with, have you been seeing her for long?

Man 1: A while now, but I don’t see how that is any of your business


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Classic joke guys!

Yo mama is SO FAAAT...

She often feels intimidated by Google...

Because she's also very Worldwide

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How to stop being intimidated by dates

Just think of them as big raisins.

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If a magnifying glass ever got into a fight....

...It would be easily intimidated.

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Childhood was easy

When I was a kid, I used to love playing pirate. We'd dress up in our hats and eyepatches and run to people on the street yelling 'we're pirates, give us yer money!' Some would play along and some would be a bit intimidated. Apparently this isn't excusable if you're 22.






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