Interesting

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Whats does forgiving student debt and a three armed Instagram model have in common?

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Sometimes I wanna die but then I wonder if itll get more interesting if I do

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A man is in love with a woman who shares the same birthday with him (July 22)

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I know someone who used to be an admiral. Youd think a person with that background would be interesting.

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Nothing interesting, but I had to take a shit at my track meet today

I'm glad that's all behind me now

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Interesting fact of the day, did you know 910 men enjoy sticking a finger up there bum in the shower? Do you know what the other 110 do?

You dirty bastard!

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I thought it was interesting what was written on the founder of Reddit's tombstone...

"Rest in Peace In-Box"

*I realize the founder of Reddit has passed away, no disrespect intended*

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Me: Did you know that abbreviating names can be really confusing?

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Like how when people in France use their thumb when starting to count on their hand, us Americas start on our third finger.

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Homonym is an interesting word, it means same name. Homo means same. Which is interesting because the word Homo in the word Homonym is a Homonym. Homo also means human being and is the genus for modern humans. So since we all have sex with human beings, we are all technically homosexuals.

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Just watched a really interesting documentary about ship building.

Riveting.

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Interesting misconception regarding Type O Blood

Initially, the medical community referred to it as 'Type Zero' blood, due to the lack of glycoproteins. The term was misinterpreted to what it is today. You could venture as far as saying it's a **typo.**

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Where do you work?

— NSA
— tell me something interesting
— about me or about you?

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My wife has an interesting way of beginning sentences.

She always starts with, “Hey, are you even listening?”

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My wife has an interesting way of beginning sentences.

She always begins with, “hey, are you even listening?”

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My friend worked as a security guard for a prison.

He told me about the one time he was asked to escort a dwarf inmate on a flight to another location.

The story was very interesting but the only part I didn't like was how the prisoners flight landed.

It was little condescending.

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My friend worked as a security guard for a prison

He told me about the one time he was asked to escort a dwarf inmate on a flight to another penitentiary. The story was very interesting but the only part I didn't like was when he told how the prisoners flight ended. It was little condescending.

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Tennis players have the most interesting stories to tell

They are constantly surrounded by ball-lads

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An interesting chat

Me : My wife has died, but tears are not coming out of my eyes.
My friend : No problem, just imagine she came back.

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Hey, do you want to see something interesting? It's pretty stupid, but also funny because it's just so useless and dumb.

Open the camera app on your phone and switch to the front facing camera.

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The women's FIFA championship is interesting and all, but...

the next time I want to watch a bunch of women run around and not score, I'll just go to Bath and Body Works and yell 'sale'.

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I saw the most interesting thing yesterday..

I was walking outside and I saw 2 rats eating a DVD for whatever reason. I stopped and started to watch closely when suddenly one of the rats stops, looks at the other and says “You know Steve, I enjoyed the book more.”

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Australia sends a rep to Germany...

..to inspect their latest renewable energy projects. They spend days touring wind and solar farms and talking through all the latest innovations.

At the end of the trip they ask the rep what he thinks of the facilities and the push for renewables. The rep sighs with envy and says, "Ahh, look - it's all very interesting. If only we had this much sun and wind back home."


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Interesting anecdote about The Sex Pistols.....

Little known fact.

When the Sex Pistols were busy making Never Mind the Bollocks at Wessex Sound Studios some of the band used to ride pushbikes to and from the sessions.

Apparently Malcolm McLaren, the band’s manager and svengali, used to amuse himself every day by removing various parts from whoever left their bikes at the studio so that they had trouble riding ho


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An interesting joke

Cousin: I have a theory
*what*
Cousin: so our eyes see light right?
*right*
Cousin: and light is made of colers right?
*yes*
Cousin: and all the colers we see make the rainbows
Right?
*yeah*
Cousin: so doesn't that mean everything around us is gay?
*-_-*

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Quite interesting story about the Sex Pistols.

Little known fact.

When the Sex Pistols were busy making Never Mind the Bollocks at Wessex Sound Studios some of the band used to ride pushbikes to and from the sessions.

Apparently Malcolm McLaren, the band manager and svengali, used to amuse himself every day by removing various parts from whoever left their bikes at the studio so that they had trouble riding home.


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I was playing chess with a friend and he said lets make this interesting

So we stopped playing chess

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Interesting

Teacher- it’s time for sex ed
Students-(all look at the kid called Ed)
Ed- fine ( starts taking his clothes off)

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I read an interesting book about the hands

sadly, an index wasn't included.

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My friend taught me something interesting: the swastika is an ancient Indian religious symbol, only appropriated recently by Hitler as a symbol of hate.

I said, “Brett, that’s interesting, but are you really going to explain that to every employer that asks about your tattoo?“

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My friend taught me something interesting: the swastika is an ancient Indian religious symbol, only recently appropriated by as a symbol of hate.

I said, “That’s interesting, Brett, but are you really going to explain that to every employer that asks about your tattoo?”

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An interesting journey. I came on the train but its OK...

I passed it off as an asthma attack!

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Have you seen that article?

Yea I reddit, it was really interesting

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If you think the sunset is interesting, what do you think about the sunrise?

You think its intereasting

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Interesting

What do the "Most Interesting Man in the World" and the "Least Interesting Man in the World" have in common?



We both drink responsibly

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It is interesting how many people are interested in getting information about their past lives and in divination of the future...

...and are calling it "living in the present moment".

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Someone once said to me 'You know, Pluto is more interesting to me than Uranus '

I said 'Thanks. Can you please finish the prostate exam?'

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An interesting title

Me:*studying*
My grandfather: Don't worry, you'll pass the exam

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An interesting title

have you guys heard about my friend Gaydickson Yermouth

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Have you heard about the new Van Gogh headphones?

Interesting design but very one sided

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I knew I was gay since the first day of kindergarten when the room was full of strange and interesting little boys I'd never seen before...

... which is why I lost my teaching job

Credit to /u/Slummish and /u/xxTitanxx7272

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Names are interesting. You can get Bob from Rob, Bill from Will, but how do you get Dick from Richard?

You ask him nicely.

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Interesting Farmers Market

A young man was driving to work when he realized he had forgotten his lunch.

As he drove frustrated with himself he came across a farmers market with and interesting sign,

“apples that taste like pussy”

Better than nothing he said.
As he bit into his first apple he was greeted with the taste of ass. Yuck he screamed as he ran off cursing.


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Interesting Farmers Market

A young man was driving to work when he realized he had forgotten his lunch.
As he drove cursing at himself he came across a farmers market with and interesting sign, “ apple that taste like pussy” better than nothing he said.
As he bit into his first apple he was greeted with the taste of ass. Yuck he screamed as he ran off cursing..
The farmer sighed to himself and


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Those are some interesting headphones

I wonder what Bose are

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A man goes into a pet store

In the pet store he asks for something interesting, and the worker brings out a dog

“I don’t want a dog, I want something interesting.” Says the man.

So the worker goes in the back of the store and comes back to the man with a snake.

The man says, “This is interesting, but I want a pet that can do something cool.”

So


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I took out a loan a few years ago






Every year is getting more interesting

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I found myself a new favourite author! She writes the most interesting stories.

Her name is Anne Otter Thyme.

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