Inter

Jokes

Wayne Rooney heard that David Beckham's new MLS franchise is called Inter Miami

He's looking to get a team of his own......he'll call it Inter My Nanny.

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I got asked why I wanted to join a sex education class

I said “because I’d like an inter course”

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I asked my friend what is the internet

He said,"internet is a network of networks which consists of inter connected networks. "

Now that's a lot of networks.

Edit: I don't have friends.

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What do you call taking naps between naps?

Inter-resting!

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God-fearing man - The Nefarious B.F.G.

I'm just a God-fearing man looking for guidance. But, I will say, the Bible is curiously silent on streaming inter-racial midget porn.

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What is a German's favorite number?

Probably not 9/nein. Stop trying to find inter-lingual homonyms, Germans are unfunny.

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Despite an extensive knowledge of the inter workings of mathematics, the expert mathematicians favorite equation was 12...

That horny bastard just couldn’t get enough of that three sum.

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What do you call a inter galactic smuggler with a masturbation addiction?

Hand Solo.

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I knew I needed to seek out help when my friends staged the public condemnation of two overlapping circles.

It was an inter-venn-shun.

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I went to a Inter-Religion Integration Seminar.




The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!”

I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.

The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said, “By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!

I was less amused when I told him there was nothing wrong with me.


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Did you hear about the new heated children's gloves that would turn on and off without warning?

Did you hear about the new heated children's gloves that would turn on and off without warning?

They worked inter-mitten-ly

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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Two lesbians named Rachel walk in to a bakery...

To buy a cake for their upcoming wedding. After learning that the cake will be for their own wedding, the baker refuses service. Offended, the couple can't believe the guy is so opposed to gay marriage that he won't even bake a cake. The baker replies, "No no I'm fine with gay marriage-- I just can't support inter-Rachel marriage."


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What's a porn stars favorite golf course?

The inter course.

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What's a porn stars favorite golf course?

The inter course

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Im writing a rebuttal for a coming inter-class debate and planning to use Manchester Uniteds defence as an analogy, but my teacher says it doesnt even stand a chance.

I’m writing a rebuttal for a coming inter-class debate and planning to use Manchester United’s defence as an analogy, but my teacher says it doesn’t even stand a chance.
I'm now confused...

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Apparently the running team had a huge orgy

Inter-racial relationships.

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Inter-galactic Domain Name System

Q: What is my blog's domain name now?

A: [*blog.prahladyeri.com*](http://blog.prahladyeri.com)

Q: What will be my blog's domain name when I'll reincarnate a few centuries from now?

A: *blog.prahladyeri.earth.milkyway.intergalactic.com*

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I went to the movies...

...and had an Un inter corrupted view.

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Inter Teknik - Jual Forklift Murah

[jual forklift](http://www.forkliftgenesis.com)

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What do you call on-again off-again snow in Michigan?

Inter-mitten.

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