Instruct

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NSFW What does Mr. Miyagi instruct the Thai massage lady to do for him?

Wax on, jack off.

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If I instruct someone to send letters in the mail after I die

Are they send post-mortem?

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At my high school graduation I saw a bowl of fruit punch...

So I told a bunch of my friends "I want to make a joke which requires some audience participation."
Then, I proceeded to instruct them to stand, single file, in front of the bowl. Once they had, I told them "Here's the punch line."


This is a completely true story, so I do not regret it.


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