NSFW What does Mr. Miyagi instruct the Thai massage lady to do for him?
Wax on, jack off.
If I instruct someone to send letters in the mail after I die
Are they send post-mortem?
At my high school graduation I saw a bowl of fruit punch...
So I told a bunch of my friends "I want to make a joke which requires some audience participation."
Then, I proceeded to instruct them to stand, single file, in front of the bowl. Once they had, I told them "Here's the punch line."
This is a completely true story, so I do not regret it.