Instinctive

Jokes

Been reading about instinctive behaviors. Apparently, my natural reaction to seeing an attractive woman is a Fixed Action Pattern (in short, FAP).

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

MICHAEL SCHUMACHER: It was an instinctive manoeuvre, the chicken obviously didn't see the road until he had already started to cross.

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