Inspiring

Jokes

The only thing inspiring in my like is my blood type:

I'm a B+

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Ugly human

Never tell yourself: im an ugly human.

Instead say: im a realy gorgeous monkey.

Dont laugh this is inspiring!

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I just witnessed record breaking sprinter collapse out of breath...

He was inspiring

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Say what you want about Ben Carson the politician, but Ben Carson the person is truly inspiring.

He really opened a lot of young minds!

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To show off how wealthy he was, I saw a guy inhale a line of 24K gold dust

It was really Au inspiring.

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Watched a YouTube clip staring a special needs comedian

I wanted to post below about how inspiring it was but it said, "comments are disabled" [True story]

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I'm making an inspiring game revolving around if Hitler won WW2.

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Jacob was in the hospital on his death bed.

The family called for his preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the preacher stood by the bed, Jacob's condition began to quickly get worse. He frantically motioned for someone to hand him a pen and paper. Before he had the chance to read it, Jacob died. The preacher put the note away, feeling that now wasn't the time to read it. During Jacob's funeral, the preacher remem


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What do you do when your leaders invade two countries and depose two leaders, inspiring the rise of ISIS?

Call Trump Hitler.

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Inspiring to see someone lift himself up by his own bootstraps.

But soon you'll wonder what you're doing at a fucking magic show.

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What do you call an inspiring jerk session?

A stroke of genius!

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Did you hear about the prostitute who got vaginas implanted on both her hips?

She was getting fucked left, right and center.

Credit to /u/Archly_Jittery for inspiring this one with their [recent joke](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1sguk6/did_you_hear_about_the_prostitute_who_had_a/).

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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