What is it called when men have sex with each other in the military?

Tactical Insertion.

Tom. Harry and Bruce travel to the Amazon. And get lost.

Tom. Harry and Bruce travel to the Amazon. And get lost.
They are eventually captured by a group of cannibals. The head tells each one of them to go into the forest and pick a fruit.
Tom arrives first with an orange. Then the head of the cannibals tells him to push the fruit up his arse without laughing or crying else he would be put to death. halfway through the insertion Tom cries

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What did the Hot Dog say to the Cucumber?

My brothers may have been eaten to death, but hey it was over quicker than your midnight insertion "fun".

What's similar about EBay and Prostitutes?

Insertion fees.