Whats an ellipse?
A circle inscribed in a 2x4 square.
When my dad was a kid my grandpa would give him a coin inscribed with the word TUIT
When my dad got a chore done, my grandpa would give him the coin and say, "Now you've got a round tuit."
I had my son's name inscribed on our front door mat. All he did was show confusion..
I said, "You're Welcome."
A wife inscribed on her husband's tombstone...
Rest in Peace honey.
Rest in Peace, till I join you.
What was old is new
A man living in ancient Egypt had a great idea for a business: he would pay couriers to deliver messages professionally inscribed on stone slabs to people all over the kingdom. For a small fee, people could have an important message written down and sent anywhere on the Nile. It swiftly took off as people enjoyed sharing their thoughts.
The problem was, delivering stone slabs was be
As a mark of respect to Lou Reed
I have had his initials inscribed on my headphones.
President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American's present standard of living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how he had signed "YES" 1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval.
One day, a farmer found a strange, ancient-looking stone in his field.
Inscribed into it were characters of an apparent forgotten alphabet. Images of priests in strange clothing conducting some bizarre ritual had been carved into the surface as well.
Not knowing whether his find was worth a fortune (and curious to know what was said on the tablet), the farmer drove the rock to the nearby university and spoke with a doctoral student in Arch