Innards

Jokes

A wife and husband are laying in bed as they wake up the husband always lets out this horrendous fart

The wife always gets upset and tells him one of these days he’s going to fart so hard his intestines fall out.

This keeps happening and the wife just keeps getting more and more angry.

One day she gets an idea and goes out and buys a chicken for dinner. The next morning she wakes up early and creeps downstairs. She has an idea for revenge, and a way to make this mor


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Why do bird suddebly appear, whenever you are near?

Because you've died and dozens of buzzards have come to feast on your innards.

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There was this couple who had lived together for 10 years

The man had an uncanny habit of farting extremely loudly every morning. Each fart would smell like jackshit and cause his Wife to feel nausea as well.

One day his Wife got so angry that she yelled at him that he would fart his guts out if he continued farting like that.

The very next morning, she woke up very early and left the room undetected. She ran to the kitchen and


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An elderly couple are lying in bed on the night before Thanksgiving...

....and, as per usual, the husband lets out a huge fart. The wife says to him, as she always does, "Hunny, one of these nights you're going to fart your innards out." A few minutes later the husband falls asleep but, due to his constant farting, the wife cannot. She tosses and turns and ends up getting a terrible night's sleep. Since she can't really sleep, the wife gets u


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A doctor was delivering a young woman's baby.

After the delivery, he said "Congratulations, it's a boy!" Then he threw it across the room. He picked it up again and began to stab it with a scalpel. When the baby was bloodied up enough, he elbow-slammed it onto the floor before stomping on the infant until it was a mass of blood and innards. He looked up to the mother, who stared at him, terrified. Laughing, the doctor said &quo


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Funny email typo

Below is a genuine email send out to staff at an unnamed company.

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To: All Staff
Subject: Copier

Please, please please please please - I am begging - keep any and all paper clips away from the copier!

We have had two service calls in the last few days removing paper clips, staples and a binder clip from the innards of the copier.


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