Injection

Jokes

Did y'all hear about the mathematician who couldn't function?

They took him out on the range and had a little one-to-one conversation, and when that didn't work, they had to give him an injection to set things straight.

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Getting true age of women is a pretty hard task

A woman visits a doctor to get her knee treated.

Doc- Please fil your details with true information

Woman- ok

Doc- Are you sure about the age you entered

Woman yes, I'm 26

Doc- Mam I need to give you injection so correct age is required to prevent any reactions.

Woman- Is that so actually I'm 32

Do


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What demographic group is most likely to be killed via lethal injection?

Youth in Asia

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I considered suicide by lethal injection

but I didn't want my death to be in vain

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I'm starting a business that is half bowling alley and half safe injection site.

It's going to be called "Pins & Needles".

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This joke is a handful

If a man with a prosthetic hands fingers his girl, is it still fingering? Or Injection Molding? I'll see myself out

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I had an injection to prevent me from becoming Robin Hood.

Yeah, it was the MenInTightus Jab.

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"I'm having an injection later."

"Oh god, where?"


"At the hospital."

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Stem Cell injection therapy sounds expensive

but I think it's worth a shot.

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Stem cell injection might be expensive

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Did you hear about the doctor who paid his way through medical school by doing porn movies?

He's a great doctor, except when he gives a patient an injection he pulls the needle out and squirts it all over their face.

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3 prisoners were given 3 choices to choose how they die !!

A/an ethnicity1 , a/an ethnicity2 and a/an ethnicity3 are held for spying in North Korea. Kim Jong-Un wants all the three to be killed, but since he had a boring summer he wants to play game. He gives each prisoner 3 choices of death .
1). Death by Hanging
2). Getting shot in the temple with a Magnum .44
3). An injection with the AIDS virus and they are free to go after


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So he whipped it out there and then in the office. An older man, but not without his charms....

HUGE it was, biggest I'd ever seen. Asked me where I wanted it, I say I'll take it in the bum, that's how I'm used to it. He sticks it in, does the business. Over before you know it.

Not as bad as I expected, I guess I am used to that sort of thing after all these years but it bled a bit afterwards. He said that was quite normal with this sort of thing.


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Three men in prison are about to be executed.

There are three men standing in a prison yard, about to be executed for their crimes. They are offered a choice in execution style; beheading via guillotine, death by firing squad or an injection of HIV.

The first man chooses beheading. He's led to the guillotine by the guards, positioned, and executed. Blood sprays everywhere and his head goes rolling across the yard.


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