Informant

Jokes

A guy got a job working at the FBI

After years of training and studying for this moment he got hired to work for the FBI. His first mission given to him was to make his way to New York at the Statue of Liberty to meet up with an informant for a sting operation. After arriving at the place and waiting for three hours he got tired, Rented a nearby hotel and slept there for the night, Got up the next morning and the informant messaged


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The police were having trouble bringing down a New York crime family...

...until a member of the family went to the police with information on their criminal activities.

The police made loads of arrests, and the confidential informant was placed into witness protection. However, a corrupt policeman revealed the identity of the informant to the family.

In one last act of violence before his arrest, the crime leader placed a bomb in the informa


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I knew a guy who was an informant for the FBI, and he was so full of himself.

Fuckin Narc-issist.

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Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano walk into a Coruscant bar...

Looking for a bounty hunter suspected of selling Republic secrets to the Seperatists. Their informant said that the bar was their usual stomping ground. As they walked in they noticed the bar had some exotic dancers as well.


"I'm gonna ask one of them if they've seen the perp." Anakin said. He then walked over to a very voluptuous Twi'lek who the inform


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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

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A Brazilian

George W. Bush was sitting in the oval office with his commanders thinking about their next move with the invasion of Iraq. An informant quickly enters and tells Bush that Brazil has sent a group of soldiers to aid us in the conflict, and that 5 Brazilian soldiers died in an explosion earlier that day. George Bush suddenly bursts into tears and begins to cry uncontrollably. After a few minutes, Bu


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What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

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Why doesn't that NSA informant just come back to USA?

Because he's snowed in.

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