Ineffective

Jokes

Why are mixed-race wizards ineffective?

They can only half-cast.

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If Medusa had big boobs, shed be highly ineffective towards men.

But then men quickly become hard when they look at her.

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Hey there, vegans!

If pigs are so smart, why do 66% of them build their houses out of ineffective materials

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Corporate joke: Why are one on ones ineffective?

Cause cause the overall product of all 1x1 is still 1

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Why are the Terracotta Warriors so ineffective?

Their armor is full of chinks.

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A Short History of Medicine:

I have a headache:

2000 BCE: Here, eat this root.

1000 AD: That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.

1850 AD: That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.

1940 AD: That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.

1985 AD: That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.

2018 AD: That antibiotic is arti


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Why is the Russian army so ineffective? OC

They're too busy Stroganoff their beef!

(Sorry not sorry. I'm sure this isn't the first time this joke has been made in the history of the internet, but I just thought of it, so it's OC to me! Also too lazy to Google. Plus, reposts get better karma anyway.)

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The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage

management.

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Why are Gay Rulers Ineffective?

'Cause they're not straight.

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Coffee enemas

There's really no reason to consider them. They're completely ineffective, possibly hazardous to one's health, and they'll get you banned for life from your local Starbucks, which has thankfully declined to press charges.

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