Independence

Jokes

Ok I've seen this one before but I wanted to share this

Britian: Knock Knock
Scotland:Whos there?
Britian: Independence
Scotland: Independence who
Britian: Independenceyourneverget

And I've seen

Sco: Tell me a joke
Brit: Independence
Sco: I don't get it
Brit: Yeah because your never get it

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When do The Jedi Celebrate Their Independence?

July Force
🇺🇸

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"How are you celebrating Independence day this year?"

"Fighting the Aliens"

"Oh, what an original joke..."

"I'm not joking...I've just taken a load of fucking Mushrooms."

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Remember this Independence Day that referring to all Americans as "Yanks" is an offensive stereotype.

... We also have Rednecks and Hillbillies too!

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Today I'm going to celebrate Independence Day......

Or as my two children like to call it,

"The day mummy joined the angels."

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Happy 4th of July

A celebration of America's independence from Britain's abolition movement.

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This 4th of July please remember it's not "firecracker"

This Independence Day, please remember it's not "firecracker," that term is very offensive to some people. It's "fire-caucasian." Thank you.

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A poem for all us americans

F is for freedom in america

U is for U.S.A

N is for nobody can stop us from being obnoxious,

# HERE ON INDEPENDENCE DAY.

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^(this works best on July 4th)

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What is written on the furry Declaration of Independence.

Life, liberty, and the fur suit of happiness.

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How did Slovakia gain independence?

By bouncing a czech.

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What's the name of the movie where Nicolas Cage has to steal the Declaration of Independence by having sex with the entirety of the U.S. Congress?

The DaVinci Chode

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What's the Difference Between February 14th and July 4th?

There isn't any, at least to me, because they're both Independence Day.

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How many Independence party members does it take to change a light bulb?

Maybe 5 or 20, because that's all there is in independence.

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Little Johnny and the Declaration of Independence

Little Johnny was from a real rural part of eastern Kentucky. His family was as stupid as they come and his parents passed down that trait down to Little Johnny. One day Little Johnny is sitting in history class and his teacher calls on him. She asks "Little Johnny, who signed the Declaration of independence?" Little Johnny sat right up and said "Teacher i don't know and i don&


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Why doesn't Britain have an independence day?

Because it only gives independence days.

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I believe we should publish the Declaration Of Independence On Twitter

So that Trump can see it

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Where do seals go on holiday?

Finland

(Happy Independence Day, Finland)

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Its a little-known fact that, after signing the Declaration of Independence, the Founding Fathers collectively dropped their pants, pointing their posteriors toward England

This the motto “E pluribus moon ‘em”

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George Washington led an army on Christmas to ensure U.S. Independence

and as a History major, I'm proud that I too will work this Christmas.....at walmart selling batteries

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Whats a Historians favorite kind of boob?

Brest-Litovsk, a minor polish city known almost completely for the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk, signed on March 3, 1918, which officially ended World War One for the Soviets. In it, the new USSR disregarded any former Russian allegiance to foreign countries such as the allies; gave up roughly 1/4 of their land, namely in the Baltic states; and recognized Ukrainian independence. The treaty was mostly d


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The national animal of Scotland is the unicorn which is, of course, imaginary.

Just like the concept of Scottish independence

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One a year, the ants arrange a party inside a pen.

They’re celebrating Independence Day.

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"We hold these truths to be self evident,..." It's no wonder so many Americans still lack regard for what's in the Declaration of Independence:

It was written by British subjects.

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I can't write an Independence Day knock-knock joke

Because freedom rings.

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Independence day.

Doctor: would you say you are independent?
Me: *looks over to mom*
Mom: *nods*
Me: yes, I am.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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My wife must be feeling patriotic today...

... because she just declared her independence.

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What type of dance did the American colonists like?

Independence

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Where was the American Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom

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What do you say to your single friends on Valentines Day?

Happy Independence Day!

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With a more flexible body comes more Independence

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America has the Declaration of Independence, but what does Youtube have?

The Lincoln Description

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I broke up with my wife on the 4th of July

I declared my independence

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When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

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Everybody wonders how they uploaded a computer virus to an alien mothership in independence day, well the answer is simple..

[deleted]

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Several people dancing around a pen... What is the movie name?

Independence Day

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Independence day sms in hindi 140 words

http://smsgmasti.com/independence-day-sms-in-hindi-140-words-15-august-sms-independence-day-2015/

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese!


(Happy [Bastille Day](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastille_Day)!)

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The Declaration of Independence was NOT written in Philadelphia.

it was written in ink

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The Declaration of Independence was NOT written in Philadelphia.

it was written in ink

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In honor of America's upcoming Independence Day, do you know why America spells "behavior", "color", and "humor" the way they do?

Because **fuck u**, that's why!

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Where was the declaration of independence signed?

At the bottom.

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I just bought a car flag for independence day, for only two dollars..

Now i just need to buy a car, and i am all set.

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Today I saw Denzel Washington walking down the street

I yelled "HEY DENZEL?! LOOKING GOOD FAM!!!"
"I'M NOT DENZEL WASHINGTON YOU RACIST ASSHOLE!!!" He answered.
To which I replied, "YOU WERE A BADASS IN INDEPENDENCE DAY!!!"
Frustrated he yells back, "I WASN'T EVEN IN THAT!?!"

"I KNEW IT WAS YOU!!!!!!"


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Happy Independence Day!

oh wait...

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Happy Independence Day!

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What was missing from Scotland Independence movement ?

Gandhi

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Scottish Independence

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So Scotland voted no for their independence yesterday...

I guess the ones who voted against were no true Scotsmen.

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