Increment

Jokes

What is the shortest increment of time?

The time it takes for the guy behind you to sound his horn after the lights turn green

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How does a programmer who works CGI for Game of Thrones increment a variable?

Boobcount++

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I had this thought that I could increment by one any time I wanted to enumerate something...

It's the thought that counts.

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How to ask for a raise

Employee: Sir, I really need a salary increment, 4 companies are after me.


Boss: Which 4?


Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

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