Inclined

Jokes

So our local pub has been is under new management, a gay couple from Madrid no run it.

They've turned into a real "home from home" with a great menu of tapas and Spanish beers and wines. And, while not strictly a "gay" pub, they do have a regular LGBTQ night. Being a fairly open-minded straight guy, I went along. Imagine my surprise when I bumped into my sister, clearly with her lesbian lover! I was a little taken aback, as I hadn't realized she was tha


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What did the level say when the ramp invited him to a party?

I don’t feel so inclined

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I hate STAIRS, and you should too. You can tell just by looking at them,


They’re inclined to ruin your day.

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Im colorblind. People tell me that Im white and Im inclined to believe them because...

When I’m leaving the store and the alarm goes off the employees just wave me on out the door.

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Why did the egg cross the road?

Because it was so inclined.

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When it comes to climbing on my roof,

I have two options, and between shimmying up the drainage pipe and using a portable set of inclined steps, I would take the ladder of the two.

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Musically Inclined. A Limerick

There once was a man from Butte
Who had seven warts on his "root".
He put acid on these
And now when he pees
He must finger the holes like a flute.

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The reason the sage at the top of the mountain answers your questions...

Is because you inclined.

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Jokes needed

hi everyone. i spent the entire day yesterday sitting with my dying grandfather in the hospital, am lacking greatly in the sleep department, and am now being forced to sit in an allergists office and eat peanut butter for 5-6 hours. Needless to say, I need a laugh. (And prayers if anyone here is inclined to). Jokes in the comments are appreciated thank you.


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What do you call a singing hill?

Musically inclined

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What is Harry Potter's preferred way of getting down an inclined path?

Walking.

.......JK, ROLLING!

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A researcher is doing a study about psychology under certain physical conditions...

He had his subjects lay on a table, then tilted the table making either their feet or their head higher. He then asks a series of yes or no propositions and records their responses.

“It seems to me that with feet tilted up, questioners respond more negatively to the questionnaire, but the opposite is true when the head is higher. What do you think of these results?” He


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My wife and kids say I'm lazy because all I do is sit in my lounge chair all day.

I'm half inclined to agree with them.

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My blonde wife came home yesterday...

and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."

I asked her what it was and she told me it had water in the carburettor. I though for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you're not mechanically inclined. You don't know the carburettor from the radiator."

"No, there's definite


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My wife came home yesterday...

and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."

I asked her what it was and she told me it had water in the carburettor. I though for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you're not mechanically inclined. You don't know the carburettor from the radiator."

"No, there's definite


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What do you call a musically inclined rodent that likes to chew on tires?

Die Fledermaus

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Why did the man stand on the ramp?

Because he was inclined to do so.

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What does an inclined plane and a lazy dog have in common?

An inclined plane is a slope-up, and a lazy dog is a slow-pup :)

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What do you call a metrically inclined elderly assassin?

A Killograndma.

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People always call me a contrarian,

but I'm inclined to disagree.

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Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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The Leprechaun (NSFW)

A guy walks into the bar bathroom and begins to relieve himself at a urinal. Shortly thereafter a short man walks in and does the same in the next urinal over. The taller gentleman catches himself sneaking a peek and notices the short man's penis is exceptionally large. Embarrassed, he apologizes to the shorter man saying, "Excuse me I didn't intend to stare but, your penis is ma


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A survey revealed those who live on hills are more likely to say Yes to requests than those who live on plateaus.

I'm inclined to agree.

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I would look more like a mountain..

if I were so inclined.

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If I had to choose between a rope or the inclined set of steps....

I would opt for the latter.

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