Incentive

Jokes

My wife came home from work and I was sat there on the sofa.

She said, "If you don't get a job soon then I'll going to have to kick you out."

"Blimey," I replied. "There's an incentive to stay unemployed."

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Dad: "If I ever catch you doing drugs, son, I'll kick you out the fucking house!"

Me: Well, there's a bit of incentive.

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