What is the most death-defying magician incantation?
A newly made fairy godmother is walking through the forest...
when she hears the sound of crying. She follows the sound and discovers a yellow frog. "Why are you crying?" she asks the frog. "Look at me," he responds, "I'm yellow all over. The other frogs laugh at me and I just can't take it anymore."
"Well," says the fairy godmother, "I just happen to be a fairy godmother, and maybe I c