Impure

Jokes

A busload of catholic schoolgirls goes over a cliff. Everybody dies.

They're lined up at the pearly gates, and St. Peter is interviewing each girl in turn.

"Have you ever been impure with a boy, Caroline?"

"Yes, sir. I *looked at* a boy's privates once."

"Well, then. Go rinse your eyes in the Holy Fountain over there. Then come on in. Welcome to heaven..."

The next girl ste


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Muslim song from the 30s I think

Hello my honey.
Hello my darling.
Hello my ragtime gal.
Send me a kiss by wire,
Because you’re impure at this time.

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A newly anointed priest is given his first posting.

Father Ben a newly anointed priest is given his first posting of his career. He’s fairly young and very nervous, but seeing his distress, Father Todd the elderly priest he’s replacing was very thoughtful and had prepared some cheat sheets so everything would transition smoothly. Hidden behind the altar was the order of prayers for the mass. Behind the pew out of view was a list of psal


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I used to live next door to a clone...

We both lived on the tenth floor of an apartment building, he would invite himself to any social gathering he could hear going down in my pad. He quickly got on everyone's nerves because he was pornographic, indecent, smutty, salacious, dirty, filthy, X-rated, explicit, lewd, rude, vulgar, coarse, crude, offensive, immoral, improper, impure, off-color, degenerate, depraved and debauched. I fi


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I had some impure water so I boiled the hell out of it and collected the condensation...

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