Improper

Jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Sex is like a fraction

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

"Did you hear about poor Ahmed? He lost his hand due to improper use of an egg slicer."

"This is hard to believe, how did it happen?"

"He stole it."

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

6 never did trust 7. Sure, they worked closely together, but 7 always seemed at odds with him. 6 always preferred the company of 4, a perfect 10 of a duo, even though 2 kept them apart. But when it came to 7? 6 always summed it up to bad luck. Then, 6 found the truth. 6 respected 9, even though lewd jokes always seemed to be made about the two. 6 found that 3 and himself could come together and be


read more
UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Why was one number afraid of a different number?

6 never did trust 7. Sure, they worked closely together, but 7 always seemed at odds with him. 6 always preferred the company of 4, a perfect 10 of a duo, even though 2 kept them apart. But when it came to 7? 6 always summed it up to bad luck. Then, 6 found the truth. 6 respected 9, even though lewd jokes always seemed to be made about the two. 6 found that 3 and himself could come together and be


read more
UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

I fucking hate improper lubrication.

It really grinds my gears.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

I really hate people who:

1.Cant spel

2.USe ImPRoPeR CapS

3. Repeat themselves

4. Repeat themselves

6. Can't count

7. Ask for upvotes (upvote if you agree)

8.

S

T
R

E
T
C

H


T

H

E

I

R

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

I used to go out with my English teacher but she dumped me,

she didn't approve of my improper use of colon.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

My math teacher hates mixed fractions

I'm guessing that's why what she teaches is improper.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

A man was consulting his psychiatrist.

Among other questions, the doctor asked.

"Are you troubled by improper thoughts?"

"Why no!" answered the patient.

"To tell the truth doctor, I rather enjoy them!"

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

"Did you hear about poor Ahmed? He lost his hand due to improper use of an egg slicer."

"No really, how could this happen?"

"He stole it."

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

I used to go out with my English teacher but she dumped me

She doesn't approve of my improper use of colon.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

I used to go out with an English-language teacher, but she dumped me.

She didn't like my improper use of the colon.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

I used to go out with my English teacher, but she dumped me.

She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Having sex is like doing fractions

It's improper if the larger one is on top

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Gordon Ramsay finds improper knife management in a restaurant.

He yells, "THIS KNIFE IS SO DULL IT CAN'T EVEN CUT AN EMO KID'S ARM!"

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Proper etiquette is important.

During a good manners and etiquette class being held for high-schoolers, the teacher said to her students:

“If you were courting a well-educated young girl from a prominent family, and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the restroom, what would you say to her?”

Mike raised his hand and replied: “Wait a minute, I’m going for a piss.”<


read more
UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

I'm dating an English teacher who keeps correcting my grammar during sex.

She gets particularly annoyed about my improper use of the colon.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Sex is like fractions.

It's improper if the bigger one's on top.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Why cant an 8 get on top of a 7 during sex?

Because that would be improper.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Historians recently discovered a lost set of unheard remarks from Hamlet made up only of bad jokes and improper adjectives.

Well all puns aside.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

I used to go out with an English teacher.

She used to get really annoyed with my improper use of the colon.

(Gary Delaney)

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

What do people having sex and improper fractions have in common?

It’s improper for the larger one to be on top.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

The improper fraction help line is now open

24/7

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

I failed medical school for the same reason I failed English class

Improper: Colon placement

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Having sex is like you're doing fractions

it is improper for the larger one to be on top

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

I was thrown out of the hospital for improper conduct with children

Apparently dressing up like the grim reaper and pointing at anti-vaxxer's kids isn't okay.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Why'd the Literature Student Break Up With Her Boyfriend?

Improper use of the colon.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

A driver gets pulled over for improper use of a carpool lane..

Cop: "Carpool lane is 2 or more passengers and I don't see your second passenger."

Driver: "well I'm just beside myself."

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Sex is like fractions

It's improper for the larger one to be on top

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Fractions are like sex...

It's improper when the bigger one's on top.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me...

She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

When's the improper fraction helpline open?

24/7

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

I used to live next door to a clone...

We both lived on the tenth floor of an apartment building, he would invite himself to any social gathering he could hear going down in my pad. He quickly got on everyone's nerves because he was pornographic, indecent, smutty, salacious, dirty, filthy, X-rated, explicit, lewd, rude, vulgar, coarse, crude, offensive, immoral, improper, impure, off-color, degenerate, depraved and debauched. I fi


read more
UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me.

I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me.


She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

Teachers be like...

That is improper grammar!

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE

I dated an English teacher for a few months, but it didn't work out.

She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon.

UPVOTE
DOWNVOTE