Improbable

Jokes

Why do men wash their balls everyday?

Because even if unforeseen BJ is improbable one must always be prepared and hopefull.

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An improbable premise walks into a bar...

Bartender asks, "What can I get you?"

Premise replies, "Just water."

Bartender shakes his head with irritation, "Unbelievable."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I dont know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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A nail, a wall, and a mule walk into a bar.

Despite the improbable arrangement, the bartender asks them what they want.

"Anything," the nail says. "I just want to get hammered.

"Same," the wall said. "I'm looking to get plastered."

They all turn to the mule.

"Nah, I'm on the wagon," he says


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What do you call a couple Amish farmers on the International Space Station?

An improbable situation.

What do you call a couple actors without scripts playing a couple Amish farmers on the International Space Station?

An improv-able situation.

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