Impregnate

Jokes

Husband: Darling, I have a huge problem...


**Wife**: Since we're now married, your problem, is our problem.
**Husband**: Seriously?
**Wife**: Yes. Because we're one family. So, what's our problem?
**Husband**: We had impregnate your sister, and we are the father.

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What's the most unappealing way to ask a girl if you can impregnate her?

Whaddya say I drop a cat turd in your litter box?

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I can legally impregnate my sister in my state so I did

But paternity test says it is my another sister

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Dad joke?

I don’t fuck I impregnate.

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Humans should have been design whereby its after marriage men will have impregnate-able spermkind of like a wedding Gift from God.

Thus, I will not have a child that can call me uncle.

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I love these 2 verses in the bible the most.

‘Love your wife just as Christ loved the church’
‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself’
I pledged to God that I would truly follow it
So I happen to abandon my wife and impregnate the next door MILF.

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What did one sperm say to the other after letting his friend impregnate the egg?

"You're whale cum"

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Did you know that sperm are gay?

Their purpose is to impregnate women, but the would rather seemen.

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NSFW What does it take to impregnate mother Russia?

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Why could'nt one cat impregnate the other cat??

Its because they're both pussies!!

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How do you impregnate an African woman?

jerk off on her feet then let the flies do the rest.

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How do you impregnate a nun?

You fuck her.

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A male honeybee's only job is to stay in the hive and impregnate the queen...

American response: "Those lucky bastards!"

British response: "Those poor bastards..."

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Why did the sperm cross the road?

So it didn't have to impregnate your mother and make you.

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Why couldn't the Male ghost impregnate the Female ghost?

Because he had a Holloweenie.

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