Husband: Darling, I have a huge problem...
**Wife**: Since we're now married, your problem, is our problem.
**Wife**: Yes. Because we're one family. So, what's our problem?
**Husband**: We had impregnate your sister, and we are the father.
What's the most unappealing way to ask a girl if you can impregnate her?
Whaddya say I drop a cat turd in your litter box?
I can legally impregnate my sister in my state so I did
But paternity test says it is my another sister
I don’t fuck I impregnate.
Humans should have been design whereby its after marriage men will have impregnate-able spermkind of like a wedding Gift from God.
Thus, I will not have a child that can call me uncle.
I love these 2 verses in the bible the most.
‘Love your wife just as Christ loved the church’
‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself’
I pledged to God that I would truly follow it
So I happen to abandon my wife and impregnate the next door MILF.
What did one sperm say to the other after letting his friend impregnate the egg?
"You're whale cum"
Did you know that sperm are gay?
Their purpose is to impregnate women, but the would rather seemen.
NSFW What does it take to impregnate mother Russia?
Why could'nt one cat impregnate the other cat??
Its because they're both pussies!!
How do you impregnate an African woman?
jerk off on her feet then let the flies do the rest.
How do you impregnate a nun?
You fuck her.
A male honeybee's only job is to stay in the hive and impregnate the queen...
American response: "Those lucky bastards!"
British response: "Those poor bastards..."
Why did the sperm cross the road?
So it didn't have to impregnate your mother and make you.
Why couldn't the Male ghost impregnate the Female ghost?
Because he had a Holloweenie.