Impede

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My Athlete's foot is beginning to impede my walking severely

I'm taking steps to fix it

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Scent Impede

What do you call a fart in a well ventilated room?

A centipede

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Doctor, does being obese impede my chances off a normal sex life?

No, but it does add weight to the problem.

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Why did sexual frustration impede the development of mathematics in Ancient Greece?

Because mathematicians in Ancient Greece couldn't get no irrational fraction . . .

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