It turns out my front lawn is chicken proof.
Charlie Sheen's a fantastic swimmer!
His breast stroke's impeccable
What is the criteria for being considered the best chicken farmer?
You have to be impeccable at your trade.
My lawn is chicken proof.
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.
The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.
The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexic
My grammar may be poor, but my grilling is impeccable.
I'd steak my reputation on that.
Damn girl are you a loan offered to those with impeccable credit and a long history of timely payments?
Because I have 0% interest
So my kid walks inside and says,
'Hey mom, can we get one of those new chicken proof lawns for the backyard? I hear they're impeccable".
Yesterday, a Genie offered me one of three wishes...
1. A twelve inch penis,
2. Impeccable memory,
Did you hear about the fighting rooster who never lost a fight?
His record was impeccable.
I have a chicken proof lawn...
What kind of rooster is garunteed to win a cockfight?
An impeccable one.
I've got a chicken proof lawn
I am a international student living with another guy who also happens to be a good friend of mine. Today I knocked, ever so slightly before opening his door which is unusual for me because I usually don't open doors without knocking and making sure the person inside the room knows what's up. But today was an exception and when i opened the door I saw him with his boxers around his ankles
Did you hear about the courier who became a successful comedian?
The jokes were nothing special, but his delivery was impeccable.
What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?
Your family has impeccable taste.
What do you call steel chicken feed?