Idol

Jokes

If plants competed in American Idol, which one would win?




I think coriander would.

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What do gods talk about in their spare time?

Nothing much. Just idol chatter

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Who's your favorite north Korean k-Pop Idol

Mine is Kim Il Sung

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My younger sister hates billy idol and sitting in the back seat.

Hey little sister, shotgun!

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I am so poor that......

The people at American Idol can spend 6 episodes on my poverty alone.

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I was really confused by statues of Buddha and why people prayed to them, so I asked a Hinduist about the subject. He was very well spoken, and after he finished explaining he asked,

"So now does it make sense to you at all?"

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And I said "Yeah, thanks, idol makes sense to me now."

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What do many black people have in Common?

an idol, an inspiration, a symbol of black success.

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My biggest idol is the man who killed Hitler.

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Billy Idol has become a US citizen

It was a nice day to start again

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Theres been a lot of talk about voting this past week...

Was American idol back on or something?

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Who does Billy Talent look up to the most?

Billy Idol

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Who killed Hitler

Who ever did kill him is my idol

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People say christians are homophobic, even though their idol is SUPER gay

Jesus died because he was nailed by a bunch of dudes...

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A kid laying in a hospital bed at the make a wish foundation finally meets his idol

he says: omg i’ve been dying to meet you

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What does a windmill say when it meets its idol?

'I'm your biggest fan'

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I was pretty offended when I auditioned for American idol and was told by the critics dont quit your day job

But I guess the joke was on them - I’m unemployed.

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Told my boss my idea for a game where the user would steal an idol from a cave monster.

He told me to run with it.

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Did you hear the one about the groupie having sex with her coprophile idol?

That's when shit hit the fan!

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Did you hear the one about the groupe having sex with her coprophile idol?

That's when shit hit the fan.

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My wife kept saying that I was rude to her.

She told me I should talk to her like I would talk to my idol- The Rock.

So I said:

‘You have a body that can turn a man gay!’

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If Americans cared about elections like they care about American Idol,

we would still end up with celebrity idiots in government.

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My friend has a 1-foot tall idol of a foot in his house.

Now nobody will date him because of his foot fetish.

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NSFW: Jungle explorers

So three typical Indiana Jones types are in the deep Amazon, where they spot a jewel-encrusted idol. They're pretty sure it's some tribe's religious icon, but they can't resist grabbing it. Sure enough, within minutes they're surrounded by some really badass tribal warriors, armed to the teeth with spears and clubs.

The chieftan says "You have stolen our


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After the Swiss Idol,

After the Swiss Idol, a Bern resident was found dead in his home.

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NSFW How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish?

In the midnight hour she cried "Moe! Moe! Moe!"

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My brother's idol is Sid Vicious.

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I made a false deity out of bubble wrap today

I call Him Pop Idol

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What's the best way to win Asia Idol?

I would tell you, but it's an ancient chinese seacrest.

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17

مشاهدة برنامج عرب ايدول الموسم الثالث الحلقة 17
http://www.alfrsan2day.com/2014/11/arab-idol-3-episode-17.html
مشاهدة برنامج عرب ايدول الموسم الثالث الحلقة 17
مشاهدة برنامج عرب ايدول الموسم الثالث الحلقة 17
مشاهدة برنامج عرب ايدول الموس


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Was Billy Idol?

No, he was moving at the time.

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I'm thinking of investing in a start-up company that produces religious icons.

I guess you could say that I'm engaging in idol speculation.

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What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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Crazy documentary about two people who are stalker-obsessed with '80s teen idol Tiffany.

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