Hypothermia

Jokes

I once had to miss class because of hypothermia

I was too cool for school.

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I once had to skip class because I had hypothermia.

I was too cool for school.

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Whats blue and fcks old people?

Hypothermia.

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What's blue and fcks grannys?

Hypothermia

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A person walks into a refrigerator.

"Shit, it's cold in here", he thinks.

He then gets out, because prolonged exposure to such conditions may cause hypothermia.

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The boss of Dulux paints has died of hypothermia while trekking across the Antarctic

Medics say he needed a second coat

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A blond starts working for the RCMP

As part of her job, she sometimes goes out on hiking trails to see if anyone needs help. One day, her boss calls her in to talk with her.

Her boss tells her, "We have been getting a lot of people saying you saved them from hypothermia. More than anyone else in the RCMP! We would like to know; what is your secret?"

"Oh, sir, they're wrong! None of them


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I missed class due to hypothermia...

I was too cool for school

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What's blue and fucks grannies?

Hypothermia.

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How can you tell if someone with parkinsons has hypothermia?

You can't.

That's what makes it so funny.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas ?

Hypothermia.

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What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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The founder of North Face died of hypothermia today...

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Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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How did the sex addict contract hypothermia?

He took his jacket off.

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Whats blue and fucks old ladies ?

Hypothermia.

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What's blue and fucks old ladies?

Hypothermia.

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What's blue and fks little old ladies?

Hypothermia.

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The boss of Dulux paints has died of hypothermia while trekking across the Antarctic.

Medics say he needed a second coat.

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What's blue and fucks granny's?

Hypothermia!

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The village idiot died of hypothermia at the movie drive-in theater.

He had gone to see the film "CLOSED FOR WINTER"

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Why did the sex addict contract hypothermia?

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