Hurricane

Jokes

Mr. Trump, Hurricane Florence is causing trouble...

Trump responds: Offer her the same deal as Stormy Daniels

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Hurricane Dorian is being renamed Hurricane Donald

Trump said in a video posted to Twitter that Donald looks like it "can be an absolute monster."
"We're ready, we have the best people in the world ready," he said in the video. "All indications are it's going to hit very hard and it's going to be very big. Somebody said bigger, or at least as big, as (Hurricane) Andrew."


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Everyone talks about Minnesota winters being a dealbreaker, we're over here like

GL with the hurricane lol

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If Mar-a-Lago is hit by Hurricane Dorian

Trump may cry for the first time in his life

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If Hurricane Dorian becomes a major hurricane...

Will it be called Hurricane Mixolydian?

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Whats the best part about a hurricane party?

You literally raise the roof

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Foxworthy-worthy?

If you think you can ride out the hurricane because your pickup truck is "lifted" you might be a Florida redneck!

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Hurricane Dorian.. Jokes for my fianc, Dorian

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Hurricane Dorian is to make landfall in Florida this weekend.

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I took a picture of Hurricane Dorian

but it came out Grey.

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If this storm is named Dorian...

If this storm is named Dorian, what is it called a hurricane and not a himmacane instead?

Courtesy of my 60 year old dad so you know it's real

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What do hurricane Dorian, and my impending divorce have in common?

Someone is losing a trailer.

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Ive never nuked a hurricane before...

...but I have nuked a toilet at a BP gas station.

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What did the well-intended but lazy pimp tweet out after a hurricane?

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The truth why Trump would suggest nuking a hurricane.

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The hurricane swept away 14 of my roof

oof.

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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

"Hang on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!"

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What does a hurricane and a West Virginian divorce have in common?

Somebody's gonna lose their mobile home.

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What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

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I looked up from my cup of smoking hot coffee just in time to see the hurricane tear the roof off the house

Maybe it shouldn't always be the first thing I do in the morning

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They used to be called the Virgin Islands.

But not anymore--not since Hurricane Irma fucked them.

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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be one heck of a blow job.

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My girlfriend Katrina came over to my house.

She left the place in such a state, it was like a hurricane had gone through it.

Just kidding, I don’t have a girlfriend, my life is a joke.

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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree

Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job

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Whats the similarity between women and a hurricane.

When they come they're wild and wet and when they
leave they'll take your house and car.

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Whats the similarities between women and a hurricane.

When they come they're wild and wet and when they leave they'll take your house and car.

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Decide who wiiins

Here is a "joke" for you (some stuff won't be accurate probably)

So a Belgian an Australian and a Frenchman decide to compete against eachother in who can go trough the worst type of weather to get some food so the Frenchman goes first. He drives trough a few war zones gets to a a grocery store and gets a bag of chips. The Australian and the Belgian see this, then the


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Looking for a new drink? Try a Hurricane Sandy...

It's a watered-down Manhattan

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What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?

When they come in they're really wet and blow really hard, and when they leave they take your house and car with them.

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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

"You better hold onto your nuts, cause this aint no regular blowjob".

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What the hurricane said to the palm tree?

"You better hold onto your nuts, cause this aint no regular blowjob".

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An old one but a good one

What does a hurricane in Florida, a tornado in Arkansas, and a divorce in Kentucky have in common?



Someone is fixin’ to lose a trailer

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Soccer made easy for everyone

Why Harry Kane scores with great efficiency and reliability ?

Because he is a hurricane for the enemy defence .

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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?

"Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob."

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Why is a marriage like a hurricane?

At the beginning there's a lot of blowing, and when it's over your house is gone...

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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts cuz I'm going to blow you off.

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What do a tornado, a hurricane, and a redneck divorce have in common?

Somebody's gonna lose their trailer.

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What did Hurricane Tyrone say as it made landfall?

Where the white beaches at?!?

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What do you get when Hurricane Chris tries to sell a large body of water connected to an ocean?

eBay bay

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Remember Hurricane Sandy that hit New York a couple years ago? They made a mixed drink after it

It’s pretty much a watered down manhattan

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Donald Trump refuses to help anyone different than himself. Yesterday he allowed hurricane relief to two NC counties...

Orange and People.


Also Alamance county but never mind that

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Did you hear about the hurricane trend lately?

It's really taking the world by storm ;)

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One of Trump's advisors ran up to him and asked in a panic what to do about Hurricane Katrina...

Trump said: "Give her the same deal we gave Stormy Daniels."

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Whats similar between a hurricane and a women?

They come in hot and wet and leave with THE LAWN CHAIRS WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARAH YOU BITCH

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How does a hurricane see?

With its i

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What does a Owl Pick up Artist say in a hurricane?

Too-Wet-To-Woo

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The recent hurricane in Florida scared me because my parents are there

But they made it

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A man went into a brothel...

While he’s visited a few of the houses in his city, he decided he would try one he’s never been too.

After a short conversation with the head mistress, she knew just the woman to fill his needs. “We have any type of girl you could ever want here, but I know who you would love. We call her Hurricane Lulu.”

Intrigued, he asks about her. What she loo


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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob

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What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!

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