Hunger

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Cannibalism would solve 2 major problems.

World hunger and overpopulation.

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A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nods. "I'll t


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I am identical to a stallion in only one way, and youve guessed it

My insatiable hunger for carrots and apples.

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What does the Muslims play during the Ramadan?

The Hunger Games

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What do you call an African game of tag

The hunger games

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This year my News Years resolution was to solve world hunger. My first step is to feed all the homeless

to bears.

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Someone at Walmart asked if I wanted to donate a dollar to fight hunger

But I was already buying pizza rolls!

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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Mahatma Gandhi The Wise?

I thought not. It's not a story the British would tell you.

It's a Hindi legend. Gandhi was an Indian activist, so powerful and wise he could walk miles and miles without shoes, developing blisters on his feet. He had such a knowledge of resilience, he could even live through hunger strikes without calcium intake, at the cost of severely weakened bones. The toothpaste-less


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What did Sonic say when he started a hunger strike?

Gotta go fast!

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What's Africa's favorite television series

The Hunger Games.

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Three men come across a lamp

The genie says "You have 3 wishes between you."

The first guys says "I wish for world hunger to be solved!"

The second guy says "I wish for all of humanity to be in peace, forever!"

The third guy says "I wish for the other two guys to retroactively make self sacrificing wishes."


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What can solve over population and world hunger at the same time?

Cannibalism

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A team of scientists recently figured out how to solve world hunger and overpopulation simultaneously

cannibalism

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Yo mamma so hungry,

Yo mamma so hungry ,

when she done fasting for a week ,world hunger problem was solved!!!!

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What do they call The Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with cheese.

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There was once a fat man who loved soups.

One day, he decided to make himself a large bowl of yummy letter soup. Using his favorite recipe, with lots of cheese and butter, he cooked up a generous bowl of hot letter soup. It smelled just delicious and he couldn’t wait to wolf it down. With his chubby hands, he grabbed the bowl and began to slurp his way through the soup.


But alas, he had just begun his first sip


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Why do mosquitoes spread malaria in Africa?

To help end world hunger.

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To solve world hunger we need to eat the rich and erect a giant statue of Bernie Sanders. Why do we need the statue?

Well, I’m glad that the first step didn’t raise any questions.

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Do you know what they call sports in North Korea?

The Hunger Games

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What is a communists favourite movie?

Hunger Games

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1911: dracula used to drink virgin girls' blood....



in 2019: he died of hunger

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Why can't we end world hunger, and have world peace?

No harm, no fowl.

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I have overcome hunger.

The last time I ate was last year, and I’m still not hungry.

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Manager comes and see his two employees eating chips and not doing their work.

Manager - Hey, why are you guys not finishing your files?
Employee 1 - We are on a strike. Hunger strike.
Manager - You're eating potato chips.
Employee 2 - They don't count. My doctor said they have zero nutritional value.

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I got an idea for how to end world hunger

how about all y'all eat my ass haha

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Why does California like the Hunger Games?

It's always catching fire.

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Infinity war plot explained.

A single father trying to end world hunger with his rock collection.

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What can you get in an african restaurant?

Hunger.

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What do you call Hunger Games in America?

Black Friday

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Watching the Hunger Games...

...gave me PeetaSD.

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What was the Stalin's favorite game ?

HUNGER GAMES

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What does a vegetarian zombie hunger for?

GRAINNNNNNNSSSSSSSSS

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What do you call...

What do you call a succulent in the Hunger Games?

Cactus Everdeen

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Two guys are wandering through the desert and they are about to die from thirst, when suddenly...

...they die from hunger.

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What do they call the hunger games in France?

Battle royale with cheese.

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- Do you do anything personally so that hunger and wars will become fewer in the world?

\- Yes, of course! I don't hunger and I don't war.

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My dream is to create a bioengineering startup that solves world hunger by developing a self-replicating noodle

Laugh now, but one day you're going to see my Copy Pasta everywhere.

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Cashier: Would you like to donate $2 to end world hunger?

Me: Of course. Holy shit, I had no idea we were that close.

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The Hunger Games series

For the last installments of the Hunger Games series, the director has decided to make a change. In the new movies, Philip Seymour Hoffman will unexpectedly be killed by the heroine.

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Daryl weighs 20 stone so his doctor puts him on a diet.

I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day for two weeks and you should lose five pounds.
After two weeks Daryl comes back in and he's lost four stone.
His doctor is shocked "that's amazing!"
"Mate, I nearly died though"
"What, from the hunger?" his doc inquires.
" Nah mate, from all the fuckin' skipping


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A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.


“I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”

When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.

“Wow, that’s amazing!” the doctor says.

“Did you follow my instructions?”
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2016: Trump will be president...

2016: "Trump president??? NO WAY!!!"

2018: "President Trump cannot do that, can he???"

2019: "I hope, my district will win the hunger games this year."

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Give a woman a fish, she will eat for a day. Teach a woman how to fish....

She'll probably fuck it up and die of hunger.

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Breaking news!

World hunger solved after starving people realized all they have to do is eat!

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What's the solution to world hunger?

Stop feeding them! They wont be hungry much longer.

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What does Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

"They're both looking for a tight seal." Master shake - aqua teen hunger force

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What do African kids get on christmas?

Hunger.

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If there's any doubt about what parts of The Hunger Games match the books, we can be sure at least one thing is true to the series The sound played after someone dies during the games.

That's definitely cannon.

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It's true that hunger is the best seasoning...

...starving people taste great!

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Hi Hungry, I'm dad.

There was a man who had a child, chose to name it Hunger. Whenever Hungry told his dad that he was hungry, he would get the same response : Hi Hungry, I'm dad. He wouldn't get any food, so he died of hunger.

The same man decided to have another child and name it Thirsty. For obvious reasons, Thirsty died of thirst.

The same man then decided to adopt instead. He


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