Humility

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What do you say to the largest habitat of the kindest species in the whole animal kingdom with unmatched humility and generosity?

Thank you for the silver, gold and platinum, *kind strangers* :)

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The opposite of humility is nailing something on the first try that you thought would be impossible for you...

only to find out it was as easy as banging my ex-girlfriend.

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A long time ago, there was a hermit preist who accepted guests for only one day, every ten years...

The hermit was the holiest of men and it was a great honor to be invited to his home, so the town would select their best citizen to go. The citizen could also bring a guest.

The good citizen, who was selected, knew the town Drunk. He wanted to save the man or at least teach him humility. So he chose the drunk to go with him.

As they walked through the forest to the hermi


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The only thing I'm bad at is humility

Because I'm so good at it

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TIL there is a gay humility parade every year, but no one knows where or when it is.

because they are too humble to say.

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Humility

Humility is one of those things you can't really brag about having.

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Someone asked me why my name isn't on the cover of my book. I explained that it's a practice of humility. "Ahh, so why then is your name on the title page?" "I'm not that humble!"

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So a guy walks into a bar...

lacking the humility to acknowledge that he wasn't watching where he was going, apologize to the bar, and go about his day, the guy got very argumentative and started a fight with the bar. at which point, the bar shot him.

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