Humbug

Jokes

What type of food would Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge sell if he ever got into the restaurant business?

Humbug-ers.

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What did the grumpy sheep say at Christmas?

Baaaa humbug.

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Why did Ebenezer shove mints up a sheeps ass?

baa! humbug

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Psychology must be humbug

when even a professor is still pissed after 36 years that she didn't get laid.

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