Hopper

Jokes

Whats a frog call an opportunity?

Whats a frog call an opportunity?

A hopportunity!


What's a kangaroo call an opportunity?

A hopportunity!


What's a grass hopper call an opportunity?

A hopportunity!


What's a pogo stick call an opportunity?

Nothing, pogo sticks can't talk.

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Why didn't the one legged guy get the job?

'cause he was a job hopper.

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What did the grass hopper say to the caterpillar?

Who did you have to fuck to get that fur coat?

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