New Sex Position
You know those weird sex moves like Alaskan Pipeline and Charizarding?
I discovered a new one when I met a black girl on Tinder and after some conversation we met up and fucked. While fucking she went reverse cowgirl and said, "Chris, pull my hair." After grabbing her long straight black hair, yanking back hard, and as I punched myself in the face and she called me a honky.
Honky Tonk Humour
A young couple are in a bar. She is giving him a hand-job under the table and he cums in her hand. The girl says, "What should I do with it?"
He says "Throw it away", so she throws it away.
A second or two later the bass guitarist in the band says to the lead singer, "I just got hit in the face with a cumwad".
The lead singer says "I'm no
What do you call Alan Jackson eating Pho Soup?
I WAS DRIVING TO THE STORE IN MY TRUCK AND SOME MAN YELLED OUT, HEY HONKY! I USED MY NEW HORN SO MUCH PEOPLE DONE STARTED CALLING ME HONKY.