Homosexuality

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Wanna know what's wrong with homosexuality?

It's gay.

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I don't mind homosexuality as long as they don't try and ram it down my throat.

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Why do 911 victims get one day of the year, while the LGBT community gets a whole month?

Because homosexuality is a bigger issue.

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The Bible says that homosexuality is bad...

But Jesus did get nailed by a bunch of guys.

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Jesus fucking Christ!

Me catholic teacher: ABSOLUTELY NOT WE WILL HAVE NONE OF THAT HOMOSEXUALITY HERE!

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An old Alabama officer, who thinks that homosexuality is still illegal, saw a bunch of gays walking down the street

He warned them, “I know y’all exchanging Kodaks of your fannies and tallywhackers and I’ll catch ya one day.”

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They say homosexuality isnt a choice

But people choose to be mods

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Homosexuality in Ancient Rome

"Three men are in bed together: two are sinning, two are sinned against."
"Doesn't that make four men?"
"You're mistaken: the man on either end is implicated once, but the one in the middle does double duty."

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From the Poet Ausonius

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They say that homosexuality isnt a choice...

But people choose to become mods

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They say homosexuality isnt a choice...

But people choose to become mods

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They say homosexuality isnt a choice...

But people choose to become mods

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Homosexuality should not be accepted in a civilized society.

It is an abomination. "sexuality" has a Latin root and "homo" is Greek. Really the word should be monosexuality!

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Can we stop joking about homosexuality?

Lesbie honest, the jokes aren't funny!

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Homosexuality is an STD

transmitted only by fucking a guy

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Homosexuality is found in over 150 different species, homophobia is only found in two.

We aren't doing enough to exterminate the fag-hating squirrel.

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911 only has one day for mourning

While gays get an entire month both because homosexuality is a bigger tragedy.

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My best friend was my partner in crime,

until homosexuality was made legal.

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What do you get when you mix homosexuality and rabies?

Gaybies

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What do ypu get when you mix homosexuality and rabies?

Gaybies

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I dont get homosexuality

Like what kind of houses do you even like anyway?

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Homosexuality is a lot like mathematics

If you can do it without aids, it’s impressive

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Homosexuality is a lot like mathematics

If you can do it without aids, it’s impressive

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Did you here they found a cure for homosexuality?

Its Lip Balm,

Rub some round your arse and it keeps the chaps away...

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Why is Tel Aviv the Gay Capital of the Middle East?

Because homosexuality is against the law in all the other countries

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Youll know homosexuality is fully accepted by society...

When rappers start bragging about how many dicks they sucked.

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Stone people say"big gay"

I say "homosexuality of sizable magnitude"

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Homosexuality is like an illness

If it doesn't affect me negatively, It doesn't bother me.

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Breaking: Evangelical Christian scientists have devised "a cure for homosexuality"!

One problem: It's a repeat-application suppository

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Homosexuality is bad

Cause it’s fucking gay

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Despite my objections, my pastor told me and my boyfriend that homosexuality and dyslexia are sinful.

I guess I'm in Daniel

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Mike Pence and conservative doctors in Indiana announced a miracle pill to cure homosexuality

Only one problem. It’s an 8-inch long suppository.

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A platoon of soldiers return back to their bunkers after a long tiring day

They finish having a steamy shower and begin to doze off one by one. Late in the night, someone screams bloody murder and all the lights are turned on. One of the homophobic grunts had strangled and killed a gay soldier. He exclaims that God appeared in his dream and asserted that homosexuality is a sin and homosexuals should be punished.

The soldier is charged with murder and hate cr


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I used to be into BDSM, homosexuality, bestiality and necrophilia.

Then after a while I realized I was just beating off a dead horse.

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I saw some statistics about homosexuality in men

They say 50% are born gay and the rest are sucked into it

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How do you know homosexuality is a sin?

That’s why god made it so tempting.

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The thought of having sex with multiple men turns me on

to the 10 commandments of Christianity, as homosexuality is a repulsing sin

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You know what's gay?

Homosexuality

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Is homosexuality a sin?

Well.. it's a bit of a gay area.

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Homosexuality in Russia is a crime, and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with hundreds of other men.

There is a three year waiting list.

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If you ask a Russian male about Russian homosexuality...

“In Russia there are no gay sirs, only Sergeys”

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The Scriptures support homosexuality!

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Half of British Muslims think homosexuality should be illegal.

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A new study has identified the genes that cause homosexuality...

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Scientists have found the main vector of homosexuality:

The large hardon collider.

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The late Shah of Iran's self-written autobiography was recently discovered. In it, he reveals his homosexuality.

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Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in two.

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Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is only found in two.

Help us get rid of the Ecuadorian fag-hating spider :(

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Most guys experiment with homosexuality in college...

I experimented in Sunday School

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Why is the rainbow a symbol of homosexuality?

Because there is a pot at the end of it.

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I have a book that shows you why homosexuality is wrong.

-I have a book that shows you why
homosexuality is wrong.

-Which one? The bible?

-No, first grade biology.

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