A clown puts on their trademark oversized footwear...
I think I might have Alzheimers...
...after watching Seth Rogan’s Hilarity for Charity I forgot why I ever thought he was funny.
My dad decided that he would start a business protecting famous comedy acts from financial risk
Due to the hilarity of tomorrow's NBA contest between the Philadelphia Seventy Sixers and LA Lakers, the NBA has agreed to air the match live on comedy central and the comedy network.
What did the gay guy say while parking?
Wow, I'm not straight at all...
Edit: I said this in the car as my mom was parking, to which my brother responded "No, he said: Don't worry, I've fit into tighter spaces before." Hilarity ensued.
Edit #2: Just realized that the first comment says exactly what edit #1 said. Oops, I guess, but my brother actually said it I pinky swear.
A gay friend told me this, so it's cool (I guess?)
Why did the two gay guys check out of the hotel early?
They had all their shit packed the night before!
Again, a gay friend of mine told me this which added to the hilarity and I suppose gives me the right to share it.