Hibernate

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My friend asked me whats a nice way to tell someone that they're getting fat.

Ask if they are getting ready to hibernate for the winter.

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Hibernate?

It's spring, and the cub comes out of his cave. His knees are wobbling, he's a wreck. He's skin and bones, with big circles under his eyes. His mother says, "Junior! Did you hibernate all winter like you were supposed to?" "Hibernate? Shit, Ma, I thought you said 'masturbate'


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