Heartbreaking

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My brother who has a stutter is in prison.

It's just heartbreaking knowing he won't ever finish his sentence.




(Written by r/MartianPHaSR)

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My brother who has a stutter is in prison.

It’s just heartbreaking knowing he will never finish his sentence.

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Met my daughter's teacher tonight. It was heartbreaking.

She was working at her second job.

Teachers are the most underpaid, unappreciated yet the most valuable people in the world

Anyways, I gave her $50 for a lap dance, so I'm doing my part..

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I had to do a dissection today.

It was heartbreaking.

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Its heartbreaking to see Paris being destroyed by thousands of rampaging men.

The rest of the Hilton family must be devastated.

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What's heartbreaking but heartwarming at the same time?

A flaming arrow to the chest

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Met my daughters teacher tonight. It was heartbreaking. She was working at her second job. Teachers are the most underpaid, under appreciated, yet most valuable people in the world.

So I gave her $50 for the lap dance.

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I met my daughter's teacher tonight, and it was heartbreaking.

She was working at her second job. Teachers are among the most underpaid and undervalued people on Earth.

I decided to give her $50 for a lap dance, so I'm doing my part.

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The England team visited an orphanage in Russia yesterday.

"It's heartbreaking to see their little faces with no hope" said Vladimir, aged 6.

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England squad visiting

England squad visited a russian orphanage today. ”It was heartbreaking to see the despair and lack of hope in their eyes” said Dimitri, 6.

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So, for those who don't know, the World Cup is currently being played.

The tournament is being held in Russia. The English MNT went to a Russian orphanage to cheer up the boys and girls. "It was so heartbreaking to see the looks of hopelessness and despair on those innocent faces," said Yuri, aged 6.

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So, for those wh9 don't know, the World Cup is currently going on.

The tournament is being held in Russia. The English MNT went to a Russian orphanage to cheer up the boys and girls. "It was so heartbreaking to see the looks of hopelessness and despair on those innocent faces," said Yuri, aged 6.

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England players visited a russian orphanage yesterday ahead of the world cup...

''It was heartbreaking to see their little faces with no hope'' said Vladimir aged 6.

 

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Have you heard about that new virus that is devastating the bird population?

It’s called Chirpies.

What’s most heartbreaking about it is that it’s...

untweetable.

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Brazilian football team visits an orphanage in Rio (for reals)

"It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope, especially after we lost the semifinal”,said Neymar who made $20 million last year.

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The England team visited an orphanage in Brazil today.

"It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6.

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The English team visited an orphanage in brazil.

"It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope”,said Jose age 6.

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