What buzzfeed headliner do idiots click the most?
A parrot is the headliner act for shows on a cruise ship...
One day the cruise hires a really good magician to become the new headliner act. The parrot is furious with jealousy, so he starts watching the magician behind the scenes and eventually begins shouting out the secrets behind his tricks at the shows (i.e. "It's up his sleeve!!" "He used a trap door"). One day the cruise strikes an iceberg and sinks. Everyone on board dies e