Never Trust An Indian
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a tour of a reservation they were on, she asked why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. She asked a brave who had only one feather in his headdress. His reply was, "Me have only one squaw, me have only one feather." She asked another brave, feeling the first fellow was only joking.
What is the postcode of a hat?
An wizened old Indian chief, with a stern face and feathered headdress, sees a beautiful mermaid and says