Haystack

Jokes

What do a haystack and an anti-vaxxers kid have in common?

It’s rare to find a needle in either of them.

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I accidently dropped my needle in the haystack.

It's like trying to find a needle in the haystack.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a German are on a plane ...

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a German are on a plane and the plane is about to crash. Unfortunately, there are no parachutes left in the plane. The group realizes that there is no hope, they will have to jump. The Englishman jumps out first, yelling "God save me" as he falls. Lucky for him he lands in a haystack and is fine. Seeing his friends success, the Irishman jumps out and also


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Finding a needle in a haystack is quite easy

Just set the hay on fire.

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Daniel Craig, Pierce Brosnan, and Sean Connery are in a plane when the engine blows out...

As the plane plummets towards the ground, the three realize that their only chance is to jump for it.

Daniel Craig cries out, "God save me!" and leaps from the plane. He lands in a huge haystack and walks away unharmed.

Pierce Brosnan yells out, "God save me!" and jumps as well. He lands in some thick bushes and walks away with only a few scratches.


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What's the fastest way to find a needle in a haystack?

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Two old jokes my dad told me

These are two jokes my dad used to tell me when I was a kid.
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Unfortunately, a man fell out of an airplane.

Fortunately, there was a haystack below him.

Unfortunately, there was a pitchfork in the haystack.

Fortunately, he missed the pitchfork.

Unfortunately he missed the haystack.
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You know what would really suck? Finding a needle in a haystack.

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Heroin use among horses have grown

But finding the evidence is like finding a needle in a haystack.

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Did you hear about the farmer who was a heroin addict?

He had to quit in the end, because he couldn't find a needle in a haystack.

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