Did you hear about the Sterile Rooster?
His wife hatched a baby chick
**What is this some kind of Yolk?**
A while ago, in English class, a student noticed that all the big names of English Rhetoric end in "ham." **Puttenham** and **Peacham and Lanham.** She asked why. I responded that it was a secret plot hatched by Sir Francis Bacon.
After charging morbidly obese people extra for their plane seats, air traffic companies hatched a plan to schedule special flights for morbidly obese people in the future...
but it never took off.
I ate a few cocoons right before they hatched and have to go to the doctors.
I’ve got butterflies in my stomach.
ADHD in just-hatched chicks is also known as ...
Restless Egg Syndrome
What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?
Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room
An evil baked potato hatched a devious scheme
Fortunately, it was foiled.
If you were a hot chick.
You probably just hatched!
The chicken's egg never hatched...
It was a bad yoke.