Hatched

Jokes

Did you hear about the Sterile Rooster?

His wife hatched a baby chick

**What is this some kind of Yolk?**

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Rhetorical plot

A while ago, in English class, a student noticed that all the big names of English Rhetoric end in "ham." **Puttenham** and **Peacham and Lanham.** She asked why. I responded that it was a secret plot hatched by Sir Francis Bacon.

;)

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After charging morbidly obese people extra for their plane seats, air traffic companies hatched a plan to schedule special flights for morbidly obese people in the future...

but it never took off.

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I ate a few cocoons right before they hatched and have to go to the doctors.

I’ve got butterflies in my stomach.

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ADHD in just-hatched chicks is also known as ...

Restless Egg Syndrome

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What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

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An evil baked potato hatched a devious scheme

Fortunately, it was foiled.

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If you were a hot chick.

You probably just hatched!

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The chicken's egg never hatched...

It was a bad yoke.

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